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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?

  (313): View more from Michigan

  Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!

  (630): View more from Illinois

  U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.

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• (435): View more from Utah

  Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood

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• (845): View more from New York

  tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG

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• (754): View more from Florida

  Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.

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• (949): View more from California

  Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.

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