Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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