My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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