Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
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