In the future we'll all be gay
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
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