She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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