seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
Randomize
