Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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