Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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