Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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