saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
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If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
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I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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