Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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