I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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