My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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