so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
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