Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
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is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
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This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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