Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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