Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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