Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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