I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
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Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
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So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
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