Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
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