susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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