"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Randomize
