Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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