So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
She told me I should be a condom model.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Randomize
