You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
Randomize
