i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
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I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
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Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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