I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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