i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I don't think brook has ever known best
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
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LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
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Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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