Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
Help. Why am I so naked?
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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