its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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