Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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