Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
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Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
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I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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