He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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