I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
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He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
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I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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