OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
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No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
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She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
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