Don't you send me to vm
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Randomize
