I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I'm bleeding and have questions
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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