community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
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I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
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Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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