my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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