Can i not drive my cunt home
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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