I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
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If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
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Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
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