I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
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