wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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