I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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