is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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