it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
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I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
We are two peas in an std pod
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
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Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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