I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
barbara walters just said penis...
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
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No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
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You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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