your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
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He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
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She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Naked. naked and bneed help.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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