kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
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