How'd it feel making her break her religion?
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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