Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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