I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
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My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
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We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
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