I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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