I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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