my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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